Trump Might Have a Secret Kid and Mark Zuckerberg's Second Day in Congress | The Daily Show

A rumor surfaces that President Trump secretly had a child with a Trump Tower housekeeper, and Mark Zuckerberg continues his testimony in Congress following the Cambridge Analytica scandal.

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  • sam bou

    hhhhhhhh Trevor top as always!!

  • ILa Ali

    Who gives a fuck? seriously side effects of being a politician popstar preist poets is extra p$!!%y seems Trump gets more ass than a toluet seat but men with money always do who cares?

  • ChiTownLioness Nocture

    Republiklans want Zuckerberg to help them win in 2020. they're basically strong arming him but he deserves it

  • Yawasap Shawmar

    If you're a C.E.O you know everything

  • DLRowzee

    I despise trump, but this dude ain’t that funny, imo.

  • shadowcat 10110

    Think about it Facebook is the 1st of his kind there is a learning curve

  • ChiTownLioness Nocture

    I thought Trump's secret child was black.

  • Intisam Al-Hussein

    Oml u so cute M’A and u really funny keep it bro💕😍

  • Lulu Lulu

    When he said “papa donalddd” I lost it 😂


    “It’s me papa Donald”

  • ChiTownLioness Nocture

    It's true Facebook follows us forever so Zuckerberg can keep making money off of all of us.

  • Monki Gee

    Why do I have to share a birthday with Zuckerberg 😑

  • Ali Abbas

    Lobbiest rule Washington

  • Maggie_the_Happy_ Reaper

    I don't know what I did but I'm sorry. 😄 that line makes me love my boyfriend more.

  • Kk Kk

    Its true. Facebook tracks you offline.

  • IloveEmilia andRem

    This man is a living robot dodges every question he doesn't want to answer

  • Lorna Nunez

    If that door man no e could have gotten that $130,000. He would have negotiate.

  • Ally R

    He said like a freakn customer service rep. we are going off on 🤣

  • Tosin Akin

    The funniest thing here is Trevor acting like Donald Trump could have had a child that good-looking. I mean look at those dimples!

  • Krishna Chaitanya

    lol... you are an awesome man

  • Emerald bay

    I don't know what i did...but i'm sorry....Trevor! I totally laughed out loud...jeez

  • Amber Moogeun

    And this is why we need to keep getting young people into office. Congress Cortez would have roasted his Mark on his first partial truth kr outright lie.

  • Rrrush

    Zucc.exe has stopped working

  • Fantasy DEo

    This guy is hilarious..

  • Jorge Diaz

    This is why they get away with everything and anything. HE VERY CLEARLY SAID ALL YOU NEED IS 10 MILLION!!! got damn rich people have it so easy. That’s why they own the world because everything just translate to money money and more money.

  • EAS

    7:50 Definilly I'll testifying... all way in 😂😂😂😂😆

  • Kira Anastasia Andersen

    I am always told that i look like Ivanka.... oh shit

  • Lesa Boo

    When America (fucktard called Trump) takes real action in regards to Jamal kheshoggi and cuts off support in the the war against Yemen then and only then I will I have 1% respect for Trump

  • Lorna Nunez

    Not so fast Trevor. Let's talk about this some more. your father is white correct.? Have your mother ever been in America? Your mother ever been in a place called New York. HaHa.

  • Nkenge Brown

    come on its Donald Trump he got “a small loan of a million dollars” from his father and they paid that man $30,000...ARE U SERIOUS😐

  • Abubeker Muhiden

    i might not be trump kid,but i would be the one he related to other seed \he is fucking asshole

  • Marco Brown

    It's me lol you killing me

  • Lorna Nunez

    No no no he is not smart. It was not his idea. He stoled it. Run with it. and now he run into a brick wall. Thief...

  • Palash Bharati

    Keyser Soze reference on point 😂😂😂

  • Back Into Games

    On this episode of Maury is Trump their father....We have the results of the DNA test after the break...

  • The Fisayo

    I don’t know what I did, but I’m sorry 😂😂

  • Tim Sawyer

    You know I used to like Trevor... Now he's messing with my damn head, telling me I could be baby Trump!

  • Vedang Thakur

    I think Donald Trump has a secret DAUGHTER- Tomi Lahren.

  • Coletha Albert

    Me. Patricia won't like the dad joke neither will your real dad😎Plus trumps kids have his chinny chin chin.😎😎

  • Jetaime E McFadden

    so dam silly haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Ind0raps

    Born a crime, cheating is a crime

  • Rebekah Wolken

    Papa Donald... I almost peed my pants! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • ChiTownLioness Nocture

    Zuckerberg is crooked as hell. I'm glad its being exposed now. He sounds like a Trump!

  • Young Swank

    It’s kinda weird that after he said Siri she dead ass popped up randomly like “bitch tf you think you doing

  • Bilal Mohamed

    Maybe Mark Zuckerberg is Canadian

  • Tommy Smith

    It would be funny if the doorman is the kid lmao

  • molly cruz

    I think Jared Kushner is Trump's love child. He looks just like Don Jr. and a great deal like Ivanka, his wife! Do you suppose Trump fancies he's started a super race?

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