Of Course Trump Wants to Throw Himself a Military Parade: The Daily Show

President Trump asked the Pentagon to throw him a Bastille Day-style military parade, which Trevor thinks is just the latest move in his quest to become a dictator.

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  • CrossfacePanda

    Glad to live in one of the few countries that doesn’t have a US military presence. Seems like there’s not a lot of us left...

  • largate antes de que te haga mi puta!

    And i heard the parade its gonna be on his birthday!! Its gonna be a tremendous party! Believe me...

  • Tsnore

    Frump is too stupid to realize it would put him in league with the Kims, Stalin, Xi, Mao, Khrushchev, Castro, Saddam, and the mullahs among other savory lads.

  • Cynthia Carpenter

    In spite of how bad it gets, Trevor Noah always makes me laugh. Thank you for that.

  • TechGoggles

    India has a military prade every year on 26jan

  • Brendon Wainwright

    so funny! thanks Trev!

  • Naj_Singhs

    Wait. There's always next year??? You had me all the way to the end, Trevor, all the way to the end. My poor, little heart can't take MORE stress. Lol❤ Great job. This was very creative & entertaining.

  • Eric Paul

    "...for achievement in the Autocratic Arts." Brilliantly funny!!

  • Tosha Johnson

    Wow~but Americans can’t get the medication they need2survive!

  • An C

    ...it’s in their countries right now. Lol SAVAGE

  • Adam Jameel

    Don't worry about how much the parade will cost, maybe Mexico will pay for it, just like the wall.

  • Simon Cow

    Forget Mexico paying for the wall, this Fat Orange Goblin can't even get the wall that he promised his lemmings started using our tax money either, lol what a buffoon.

  • Luliby

    We keep putting Trump alongside these dictators and other evil people and he keeps fitting in like a glove, yet people can still somehow find a way to keep supporting him.

  • Kaname Fujiwara

    It's a dick measuring test.

  • Sevander Jokeracic

    Trump definitely puts the Dick in Dictator.

  • Bunny

    This parade will go down Pennsylvania Avenue and pass Trump Hotel. Coincidence?

  • Marissa T

    Content just keeps getting better and better! Thank you Daily Show 👍🏾

  • iinmediasres

    Let's be clear: The "strong men" Trump admires are not actually strong. They're immature, blustery children just like him -- a weak person's idea of what it means to be strong.

  • Catherine Vought

    political satire keeps our spirits high in an era of Trump insanity!

  • x Miller

    "The Oppressys" : the best bit of satire to come along in a long time. All enablers of dictators and would be despots should be somehow exposed to this clip- it cuts the throat of authoritarianism and hangs it upside down to drain, and it causes Trump supporters and associated Russian trolls to froth at the mouth in helpless rage.

  • Nancy Qug

    so true, trump is wasting tax payers money by showing off military machines, he's such a child. He could take all that money and fix the roads.

  • Bryce Walburn

    Graphics department killed it hahaha

  • authentica63

    Can we use money for the veterans health instead? Show you care potus.

  • Jens Aversjö

    I find it curious to have seen how certain fringe elements have yelled their little brains out about how Obama/Bush/Insert Any Other President here were moments from creating a dictaroship...Yet when the Orange Alien is trying his best to emulate every other pseudo-dictator in the world...That's fine and dandy!

  • ipsita mahajan

    Wow this is trending in India

  • Robotic Cynic

    Although, I feel like most of us Americans are realizing we are winning at dictatorship Bingo.

  • LeonVincent H.K.

    I wish the US would stop using the neutral Republic of Ireland to transport weapons that account for massive loss of life and a lot of destruction on the African continent and in the middle east. Go use Britain for that feckin warmongering shite OR better yet, get lost and go home and leave other countries alone. We are incredibly capable of coming to an understanding of one another without the need to use weapons.

  • James Burgess

    999 days.... 999 days you guys.Mark your calendars, it'll soon be approaching.We can finally get Cadet Bone Spurs out of the White House.

  • Slwan Kadbeh

    wow, it's a great idea, more of Oppressys and please include us.

  • pliny

    Instead of $$ to a phony parade-Give that $$ our veterans!

  • Sk Skw

    The pressy part was fantastic

  • kharn the betrayer O

    France isn't a dictatorship has military parade.

  • Turey Taino

    The Oppressys should be a thing.

  • Ritz Kola

    People are missing the point. The military, while being predominantly white and still afflicted with heavy amounts of racism is also filled by people of other backgrounds and ethnic groups. An order for a military parade would be passed down through the chain of command as just that, an order. Whether you want to participate and agree or not military personnel would be forced to partake in it. Trump would use this and spin it as “oh look people from all backgrounds are celebrating me in my parade! Even the black soldiers are!” And idiots would believe it. Even though the majority of AA military personnel are against trump.

  • BergenDev

    Wont be long until he decorate himself in medals he dont deserve as well.

  • Blind Eagle

    this is not a parade to honor military familes, it is a parade to honor emperor trump.

  • Kenya Sims

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾. We might as well not be uptight okay. It’s like it is what it is. I tell people why get mad with one another this is a rich vs rich situation. We The People are in the middle looking right and left like really we have come to this. They are using him he using them. The sad thing about it is these decisions are being made over We The People that are quite detrimental for our future. UNITE JUSTICE!

  • lorettacamp

    What blows my mind, the comedians don't have to work hard coming up with jokes. 45 is constantly feeds material.

  • Mo Smith

    Yay America's first dictator finally showing the world his true colors

  • sharon nagle

    The military needs the money ( funding) so let's not throw a parade to glorify A draftdodger.

  • V.A. D-R

    I loved this segment. OMG!!! This was the best ever!!!! EVER, EVER, EVER!!! Oh, so good. I haven't laughed so much.

  • Sam S

    standing ovation for the noah editing team. awesome just awesome

  • Wilmrbadguy

    FOX even turned on him lol...Wilmrbadguy

  • Timothy Hoffmann

    I cant wait to see Trump wearing all the fake medals at his parade

  • OtreblaIIIable

    "But they're my toys!! I can do what I want with them!" Don't the soldiers have a say on the matter? Won't they feel or already feel like they're being treated as toys, as a prop, as a euphemism for 'look mine is bigger than yours'. He doesn't what to show the other dictators that the U.S has the bigger military, he wants to show them HE HAS the biggest military, because to him, all this is his, soldiers and military personnel. #notatoy

  • Dale Berning

    Maybe spend that money to help the island that is surrounded by lots of water - Puerto Rico!

  • monkey face

    Dear Trump, save the people's money for a rainy day. I hear the Russian investigation is getting close to the end.

  • d3f73

    Donald trump won't pay for that stupid idea, we do from IRS tax extortion...

  • powerone1

    Trump thinks that he is the "dear leader", what a joke and a buffoon we have as a president.

  • Kuma Inu

    If he wants a military parade, let him pay for it, not the taxpayers!!!

  • Rachel Robinson

    Trevor Noah is astonishingly brilliant. The Oppressys is the best concept in Late night, yet. Thank you, Noah! Trevor is saving our Democracy by showing truth through humor. If only Trump's minions could watch this and then actually comprehend it.

  • Camilla V

    America looks more and more like North Korea.. “Very sad”

  • Viserys Mikalson

    This video should be deleted immediately! Donlad Trump might hire a professional assassin to take Trevor Noah out, he might charge him with treason & bribe a judge to make it a death penalty or, even worse, he might deport him back to SA ..

  • Stephen Craine

    Really from a man that started a nuclear apocalypse!

  • Diane Patten

    0:50 look how uncomfortable the fox newswoman is when her cohost insults Trump's idea. It must be hard for Fox on the rare occasion that they speak against one of Trump's ideas.

  • terrorblades

    Trumps gonna call the parade "Military Service", hes gonna swallow a fly and demand a purple heart.

  • toll

    Talking of cookies....Dump lost his long time ago... seems like Trumpism is not so different from Nazism

  • Denise R.

    This shit was comedy GOLD!

  • Janet Wood

    5:24 I secretly think Kim Jung Un is cute. (Except for the being an-evil-dicatator thing.)

  • Briar Horn

    Its so crazy that DT is president, that sometimes I realize it all over again.

  • Vinicius Goes


  • Tsar Fox

    Saddam Hussein, you know what he did well? Killed terrorists. You know what else he did well? Commit genocide, commit various war crimes, and drove his country into economic ruin. There you have it folks, the president admires a genocidal mad man.

  • Loc Gama

    Best honest Award ceremony so far in 2018

  • Timothy Hoffmann

    I heard Halliburton has the the no bid contract on the concession stands for the parade

  • Thomas Simeon

    The end was the killer 😂😂😂

  • Sulfen

    Trump should participate in such parade as long as he gets to drive in an exposed vehicle so that the people can show him their true love of him.

  • i am bacon 123

    I am now REALLY scared for my future

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